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Maria Averion
Maria Averion

Hi A - C - phlegm....ed 💀I’m one of the Billions fans you have...we love you 😘

3 саат мурун
Alex Vercetti
Alex Vercetti

I'd love to buy Achmed! Always loved him and peanut. But always loved skeletons LoL..

6 күн мурун
Brad Hagen
Brad Hagen

Will acocmid bring his wife to a show

11 күн мурун
haydeh abdolahian
haydeh abdolahian

There is no name Achmad at all 🤷🏼‍♀️it is Ahmad 😏and by the way you are great funny artist and we love you in our Persian American family in Minneapolis.

19 күн мурун
senileandinsane
senileandinsane

Achmed should play Mario Kart .... they throw bombs on that 😂😂😂

21 күн мурун
Alyssa Boehm
Alyssa Boehm

Hi Jeff I love your shows on the dvd and also my name is Alyssa boehm

22 күн мурун
Claire Penny
Claire Penny

Love ur videos, achemed is so funny.

22 күн мурун
Charles Wright
Charles Wright

@ Jeff Dunham Do A Live Chat With All of Your Side Kicks Of Course 1 at A Time

23 күн мурун
P Symons
P Symons

your quality of video is much greater than that of the pirated video clips, thank you

24 күн мурун
Krystallen
Krystallen

Who is that american white comedian guy doll?

Ай мурун
Eugenie Aslanov
Eugenie Aslanov

achmed? do you have any siblings?

Ай мурун
Betty Jepsen
Betty Jepsen

Hi Jeff and Achmed. Love you all.

Ай мурун
Sylvia Nolastname
Sylvia Nolastname

Would love it, if Jeff would create a wife for Walter! It would be hilarious to see them together. I can just imagine the insults, from Walter. 😆😆😆 And give Bubba J a mom, dad, or sibling. It would be hilarious 😆

Ай мурун
David B
David B

Thank you.

Ай мурун
Lighthouse Liquors & Wines of Southport LLC
Lighthouse Liquors & Wines of Southport LLC

I like halo

Ай мурун
Cartoon Gentlemen
Cartoon Gentlemen

Wait did Jeff make Achmed or not?

Ай мурун
common sense.
common sense.

If Achmed was president in stead of Joe Biden. Well real people could handle that. This no campaigning basement dwelling dementia candidate just ain't cutting the presidential picture in most people's brain box.😁

Ай мурун
James Ford
James Ford

People kept spamming, "Hey Achmed, are you a Muslim?" and Jeff never addressed it. I was rolling.

Ай мурун
Daren Kroon
Daren Kroon

My wife and kids have started calling me Walter. Damn it, always pissing me off.

Ай мурун
Music Love
Music Love

Achmed is the best character Jeff has ever created.

Ай мурун
Zvezdana Djokic
Zvezdana Djokic

Achmed Is the Best.👍🥰🥰

Ай мурун
ranjani varadpande
ranjani varadpande

You are Simply wonderful entertainer Jeff, God bless you !!

2 ай мурун
Deborah Bell
Deborah Bell

Yes you were much thinner.

2 ай мурун
Cathy Gonzalez
Cathy Gonzalez

Hey Jeff achmed needs a girlfriend

2 ай мурун
Andi Wachtler
Andi Wachtler

Mr Dunham, I am from Germany. Is there any merch like small figures of achmed available?

2 ай мурун
Polak King
Polak King

Ahmed gained at least 5 lb during the pandemic. Be careful Ahmed you might get fat.

2 ай мурун
Edson Nilsen
Edson Nilsen

Haalooouuu... Sou Edson Nilsen do Brazil. Sou fã de Achmed Terrorist e gostaria muito de adquirir uma réplica de seu Achmed terrorist. Por favor se puder me atender eu agradeceria muito. Venho acompanhando seu trabalho a bastante tempo e quero lhe parabenizar pelo seu empenho e dedicação. Aguardo retorno em meu comentário... Grato.

2 ай мурун
Georgie Tirebiter
Georgie Tirebiter

FACEBOOK SUCKS CUZ CENSORSHIP SUCKS. 🖕😵🖕

2 ай мурун
Nathan Joerndt
Nathan Joerndt

you know what jeff! i was thinking about maybe your company making a bop it achmed! maybe if you said bop it twist it or pull it the stomach would say silence! the head could say i and the feet could say Keel you! bop it =stomach twist it = head pull it = feet! think about it jeff! it would be wonderful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 ай мурун
Ruth Johnson
Ruth Johnson

hello Achmed

2 ай мурун
Per Færch Andersen
Per Færch Andersen

Also amazing, jeffs woise is clearly not ok, but achmed is fine. Has jeff bin sick?

2 ай мурун
Great- grandma Kirk
Great- grandma Kirk

I absolutely love this guy he is so funny and he has made the best puppets I’ve ever seen.

2 ай мурун
Elizabeth Evanoff
Elizabeth Evanoff

I. Absolutly. Love. You. All xoxo. Play xmas bells

2 ай мурун
Timkongmeng leexiong
Timkongmeng leexiong

hi jeff i am from aus

2 ай мурун
Manuel Ocasio
Manuel Ocasio

I don't know why u r legally taking care of the bad people who r using ur name for illegal purposes. When u have a terrorist who can go and kill them. Kill them all. Even the one who robo call. Can okmed kill a robo. That a good question.

2 ай мурун
Peter Mulder
Peter Mulder

QUESTION...Was Achmed ever married....

2 ай мурун
Joni Fetterman
Joni Fetterman

Achmed I listen to you soooo very much!! In my dreams I list all those acquaintances that I want to say " I'll Keel you!!" Excellent dreams! Thanks Achmed & Jeff(Fa-Fa)💋💞❣❣❣❣

2 ай мурун
Joni Fetterman
Joni Fetterman

Jeff Dunham bring Achmed, Walter & Bubba "J" to Johnstown, PA War Memorial after the 2020 rules go away!! I'll 🙏 I'll have enough 💰 to attend in the handicapped ♿ seating!!!

2 ай мурун
Joni Fetterman
Joni Fetterman

I went through a personal death scare in Sept 2020... I defied the odds and I'm still getting better... I ran away from a nursing facility before they keeled me!!! 😆😆😆 Keep the "Silence, I keeled you's ♥ coming" December 2020!!!

2 ай мурун
Jimmy Parton
Jimmy Parton

Yes Halo . New Halo game coming out this year you don't mess with the master chief or its body. Can you do please on in the Georgia territory

2 ай мурун
Regular show Fan 2007
Regular show Fan 2007

Where is the new peanut ventriloquist dummy

2 ай мурун
Barbara Jansen
Barbara Jansen

I just figured out the character called “Pikachu”. I think it’s a spy app being used to “peek atch you”. Does that make any sense?

3 ай мурун
Barbara Luxen
Barbara Luxen

he likes Walter more then Peanut.

3 ай мурун
HAPPY KIDS PRODUCTION
HAPPY KIDS PRODUCTION

Happy to see you achmed and deff just loved it. I m John , from India Ventriloquist

3 ай мурун
Audrey Seddon
Audrey Seddon

"I hate this year! All the amateurs aren't leaving anything fun for us real terrorists to do!" Gotta love Achmed!

3 ай мурун
Odd Ball
Odd Ball

HIII

3 ай мурун
Cynthia Reynolds
Cynthia Reynolds

I love Jeff Dunham is so funny I’d love to see one of his shows if he was if it was cheaper because I have a disability I have arthritis and I can’t walk very good so I like to be able to go and see him he’s so funny I love all of his characters are Ahmed the dead terrorist Walter bother JP night and I know Jose jalapeño on a stick

3 ай мурун
Jennifer Vanderwerker
Jennifer Vanderwerker

How old is achmed?

3 ай мурун
Nobody's Account
Nobody's Account

I love every second of this video

3 ай мурун
Teresa Barnes
Teresa Barnes

Jeff you are an amazing ventriloquist at 62 years old I've watched you your whole career and honestly I have never seen anyone that can go through as many voices at one time as you've been able to accomplish God has given you a talent that will keep you recognized long after you leave this world you will never be forgotten you're one of the true Talent people that God has blessed this Earth with two give us all a smile even in the darkest of times such as the pandemic we are facing today thank you for making me smile

3 ай мурун
Som Oeur
Som Oeur

his all love's ✌💎💯🧡🙆‍♀️🙅‍♀️💎💎💎💎

3 ай мурун
Tim Haigh
Tim Haigh

Too good

3 ай мурун
gunslinger AS
gunslinger AS

I would like to see Walter and them play dungeons and dragons 5th edition that would be so good.

3 ай мурун
Sam Lawrence
Sam Lawrence

Achmed he is soooo funny love him

3 ай мурун
Donald Spencer
Donald Spencer

ACHMED RULES HE IS MY FAVORITE NEED MORE VIDEOS OF HIM

3 ай мурун
Kai Kai
Kai Kai

How can Jeff look so young at his age ?

3 ай мурун
Marrion Mckee
Marrion Mckee

Achman you are a trip & funny!

3 ай мурун
Cat Jefferson
Cat Jefferson

Holy effin' $#!+! , Ahmed! The Covid character masks your pal, Jeff, is selling are OUTRAGEOUS in price! No wonder there are copyright/trademark thieves out there selling stuff! Oh wait. I get it now! Your pal Jeff is helping you to fund terrorist plots against all the rest of us who have lost our jobs to the pandemic! I'm lucky to still be able to afford internet! My masks were bought at Target. Two plain old cotton 2 layer masks with a filter space for 4 bucks. 2 bucks a mask. 25 bucks, plus shipping, for an ill fitting mask with your face, or Peanut's face on it? Not happening no matter HOW much I love Jeff!!!!! You TERRORIST YOU!!!!

3 ай мурун
Donald Tran
Donald Tran

Hi Jeff, I think it would be funnier if you could create Achmed wife and they both talk to each other. I am sure you have thought of it. My family and I love your shows a lot.

4 ай мурун
Hitam Putih
Hitam Putih

Achmed got no lungs,trachea,tongue nor lllilipssss...

4 ай мурун
Andria Garriott
Andria Garriott

How old is Awkmed

4 ай мурун
Lori Gherman
Lori Gherman

You need to make the voices of your characters in a ringtones!!

4 ай мурун
Doi Librero
Doi Librero

"Welcome to Walmart! Put on your mask or I Keeell you!!!!! "

4 ай мурун
BlueShreve
BlueShreve

It would have been funny if Jeff put on a mask and Ackmed yelled "HE'S CHEATING".

4 ай мурун
Jim Reeves
Jim Reeves

Mr Dunham, awesome stuff, I love Achmed, I love walter and bubba j is hysterical

4 ай мурун
Dinuka Avinash
Dinuka Avinash

Zoom bombing 🤣

4 ай мурун
Antonieta Monteiro
Antonieta Monteiro

laurenzside

4 ай мурун
Fatt mouth
Fatt mouth

Upchurch will be proud @16:00

4 ай мурун
Daniel Hing
Daniel Hing

hello

4 ай мурун
Guinea Pig
Guinea Pig

Daniel Hing No helhi

4 ай мурун
John Blevins
John Blevins

When are ypu comming back to reno nevada

4 ай мурун
•S•P•A•C•E• Cowgirl
•S•P•A•C•E• Cowgirl

I loved Mist and Halo!!! Omg hahahaha

4 ай мурун
Eric Quinn
Eric Quinn

You talk about how far back Achmed goes. The first time I remember seeing you was on Hot Country Nights back in like 1992? With Walter.

5 ай мурун
N J Toondrawer
N J Toondrawer

My dad’s middle name was Walter... We called him Wally for the longest. I mean my family did. I called him Pops! He lived to 90! Call your fist son Walter/Wally! (not Achmed) yuck!

5 ай мурун
Maryl Burns
Maryl Burns

Achmed will u merry me I got top secret for u its hidden in a safe and locked up with heavy duty chains and rat trap amd electric wires u may open it but u got to merry me

5 ай мурун
Suz S
Suz S

Jeff makes me laugh EVERY single time! :)

5 ай мурун
Rajesh Rivankar
Rajesh Rivankar

Great show & a great showman u r indeed ... but some of ur phrases go too fast & quick for non english audience to catch up the joke,espatiolly in India.OK on u tube,but live would mean under deprived for truly humorous person.. I think u remain too busy making next joke.. Its alright.thank u

5 ай мурун
That Pokemon Guy
That Pokemon Guy

I think it the latest Call of Duty is Modern Warfare but I'm not sure I don't play

5 ай мурун
Danique Daley
Danique Daley

Haha

5 ай мурун
Tyran Stretton
Tyran Stretton

This is fucking aursom

5 ай мурун
John L
John L

give achmed a wife and kid

5 ай мурун
pidow widow
pidow widow

I like how you make sour faces when achmed talks

5 ай мурун
lol khars
lol khars

How tf did he say Pikachu without moving his lips?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

5 ай мурун
Richard Grant
Richard Grant

Love you man 💕 Trump 🌝🇺🇲👏👍💯😎

5 ай мурун
A Obi
A Obi

I bet these 2 get into real life arguments off camera 😂

5 ай мурун
Byl Simeon
Byl Simeon

Achmed and Walter are my fave! One more I am more afraid of Walter than you Achmed! Though you said you can’t stand him, I hope you’ll collaborate one day 😂

5 ай мурун
jeffery tatro
jeffery tatro

Thank you Jeff “great name by the way” 😬 for making me laugh. It’s hard to have a good chuckle these days with the world going insane. God bless you and your family love ya brother 🙏🏻🇺🇸🙏🏻🇺🇸

5 ай мурун
GhostCity Shelton
GhostCity Shelton

The Democraps need to hire Jeff to do the live Biden. It would save ALOT of cue cards.😄😃😂😁

5 ай мурун
Linda Hockham
Linda Hockham

Jeff although I enjoy your form of humour, may I suggest you stay out of political satire until you really know what is going on. No matter where you come down, you lose paying customers.

5 ай мурун
The Wardogs
The Wardogs

Hi Achmed... You're hired. ;-)

5 ай мурун
Abdimalik Ali
Abdimalik Ali

It's amazing how Jeff matched Achmed character and his voice. 💯

5 ай мурун
Dang Coppock
Dang Coppock

Achmed needs to have a dead ? Ex Wife..? Or alive..? Jeff you are truly a brilliant Comedian..! ❤️

5 ай мурун
Susan Estrada
Susan Estrada

Hi Achmed, greeetiiingsss!

5 ай мурун
G C
G C

Myst and Halo. Dude! You're old. :)

5 ай мурун
Bryan P
Bryan P

Achmed is such a great ventriloquist, whenever Jeff speaks, you can't see is jaw move! 👍

5 ай мурун
Spinn TV
Spinn TV

Actually I'd love see Archmed going to a therapist 😂

6 ай мурун
Spinn TV
Spinn TV

Your skin is glowing Archmed

6 ай мурун
Rodrigo Jr Galo
Rodrigo Jr Galo

AUGUST 2020. LOYAL ACHMED. 😍

6 ай мурун
Gabberdoom
Gabberdoom

Pande Panic

6 ай мурун
Duderobi Patschie
Duderobi Patschie

how does this flat puppet work?

6 ай мурун
Laura Darnall /Terry
Laura Darnall /Terry

When achmed says peak a chew ....sound like he is sneezing ..

6 ай мурун
Vince
Vince

Achmed, have you ever thought about ninja training? You'd look good in black. And think of the secrets you could learn. You could jump from rooftop to... Well, you could stealthily... Uh, never mind. The rattling. Oh, you could curl into a ball and remain motionless to blend into a Zen garden. If a monk weren't quite, you could say... well, you know. How about this? Infiltrating a top government science facility, hanging around to collect intel, disguised as an anatomical model. Walter could help. But he might not want to - the metal table and refrigeration might be a little chilly for his bare bones.

6 ай мурун
Mah Moud
Mah Moud

Nothing like Achmed , you are the best forever

6 ай мурун

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